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How's this for a change on the old "Favorite Episode" list?

The challenge is to be funny and create a top 10 list of silly Doctor Who titles that suit each Doctor in some way. One for each Doctor. Number 10 on the list for David Tennant, number 9 for Chris Eccleston, etc. Inside jokes are encouraged.

Here's my list:

10. The One Where Rose Got Really Sick And Almost Died And The Doctor Just Didn't Give a Fig.
09. The Doctor Kanoodles
08. After This TV Movie, I'm Gonna Play The Doctor Forever
07. Is That A Ferret Down Your Pants Doctor, Or Are You Just Happy To See The Rani?
06. Save The Universe? Save THIS, Davros!
05. If You Think I'm Too Young, Wait Until You Meet Matt Smith
04. Companions? I Don't Need No Stinking Companions!
03. My Velvet Smoking Jacket's On Fire!
02. Now Where Did the BBC Put Those Damned Videotapes?
01. Retire From The Role? I'm Irreplaceable!

1: The Diddling of the Chumblies
2: The Giddy Aunt of the Quarks
3: The Great Balls of Fire
4: The Spacking off the Daleks
5: The Pantomime Horse of the Silurans
6: The Trial of the Viewers
7: The Mixed Metaphor of the Kandyman
8: The Shoes of Perfection
9: The Fart of the Raxacoricofallapatorians
10: The Hair of Allons-y

LOL! I love the Allons-y one, Rich. Thanks!

Extra: Special What's My Line with William Hartnell guest starring!

1: Attack of the Heavily Costumed
2 Flight From the Heavily Costumed
3 The Destruction of the Heavily Costumed
4 Ridicule of the Heavily Costumed
5 Treaty With the Heavily Costumed
6 Fight of the Tattered and Somewhat Costumed
7 Battle For Costumes
8 Camp of the Heavily Costumed
9 Unearthly CGI & Costumes
10 Last of the Lords of Cheesy CGI

Heheheh. Very stupid question...what's all this Allons-y I keep seeing mentions of around here lately?

These are all funny. :) Although at first I thought this was a thread about what were people's choices for the funniest/silliest CANON episode titles. Not making parody ones up.

Of course, now that I've said that I can't think of any _off-hand_, not without going and getting an episode list...but, hey. (Aside from the fact that EVERYBODY I know who has seen "The Krotons" immediately turns it into "croutons" :P)

...Notorious

'Allons-y' is something the 10th Doctor is very fond of saying. It's French for 'Let's go!' (I think)

*rubs hands together* I'll try this...seems like fun! I hope mine aren't too awful...

1 - The Appearance of the Old Fogie
2 - The Musician of the Void
3 - The Beast of Anti-Polarity
4 - The Inflated Ego of Gallifrey
5 - The Costume of Extreme Wobbilyness
6 - The Plotline of Extreme Wobbilyness
7 - The Set of Extreme Wobbilyness
8 - The Comeback Movie of Extreme Wobbilyness
9 - The Year of Establishing a Storyline People Can Follow Without Watching the Old Series
10 - The Last of the Angst Lords

Correct. Though translated literally, it means: "We go there!" sort of. But it's a French expression for "Let's go!"

Hmmmm...This looks fun

10 All Allons-y the Watchtower.
09 Hello, I Must Be Going.
08 What Do You Mean, We Weren't Picked Up?
07 Aces High, with Doctors Wild.
06 The Doctor, and the Technicolour Yawn Coat
05 Full T.A.R.D.I.S.
04 Who Wants to Marry a Time Lord?
03 The Doctor is Stuck on Earth, and Reverses the Polarity.
02 Teaching Zoe to Play the Recorder
01 This Old T.A.R.D.I.S.

Ooh! My turn!

01.The Filching of the Fluid Link
02.Crisis with the Crabs
03.Sparring with the Spiders
04.The Exchange with Eldrad
05.Bouts with the Black Guardian
06.Vying with the Valeyard
07.Conflict with the Kitty Cats
08.Melee with the Master
09.Dispute with a Dalek
10.Jostle with the Judoon

Extra: The Abominable Absorbalof (In so many ways!)


All this talk of titles got me thinking, so I created a bunch of TV & Movie Dr Who Mash-Ups

(Ex)Terminator
Susan Who?
Fellowship of the (Time) Ring
Being (Half) Human
Dancing on Ice (Warriors)
Jimmy Neutron (Flow)
Rosemary's (Jelly) Baby
(Bent)Face/Off
(The Meddling) Monk
Everybody Hates Chris (Eccleston)

For the Companions: Scream (What else?!)

1. The Lapels of Totter's Lane
2. The Recorder of Chequered Trousers
3. The Frills of Polarity
4. The Teeth of Curls
5. The Decorative Vegetable of Cricket
6. The Cats of Uncertainty
7. The Umbrella of Cold Tea
8. The Shoes of Half-Human
9. The Ears of Leather
10. The Gel of Plimsols
11. The Hair of Youth

1. The Billyfluffs of Death
2. The Recorder of Death
3. The Cape of Death
4. The Scarf of Death
5. The Decorative Vegetable of Death
6. The Technicolor Dreamcoat of Death
7. The Umbrella of Death
8. The Perfect-Fitting Shoes of Death
9. The Leather of Death
10. The Blue Suit of Death
11. The Next Doctor Isn't Going To Appear In Rich's Comic (So Stop Asking)

lol!

I can guess who's been playing the "of death" game lately

1.The Old Curious Police Box
2.The Old Curious Recorder
3.The Old Curious Smoking Jacket
4.The Old Curious Jelly Baby
5.The Old Curious Cricket Bat
6.The Old Curious Technicolor Nightmare Dreamcoat
7.The Old Curious Catflap
8.The Old Curious Comfortable Shoes
9.The Old Curious Leather Jacket
10. The Old Curious Psychic Paper

Additional titles (some assembly may be required):

1. Not-So-Lazy Susan
2. What Is Worn Under a Scotsman's Kilt?
3. The Unbearable Fondness of Delta Particles
4. The Scarf That Encircled the Universe Five Times Over
5. Nyssa's Prolonged, Slow Striptease (Series Seven)
6. I Have No Fashion Sense And I Must Have Peri Scream At Me About It
7. Nitro-9 and Quinch
8. Withnail and Who
9. Those Ears, That Haircut
10. Here's My Clone, Rose

(I am sadly unfamiliar with oldwho, so would be unable to really make ones that match each doctor, so I just tried for funny titles)


1: The doctor gets lynched for spoiling the last Harry Potter
2: The death of the Master!!!!!!!!
3: The return of the Master!!!!!!!
4: The real death of the Master!!!!!!
5: The Master comes back, but we swear, it's the last time
6: The Master dies for realsies, all dramatic and final like, seriously, he's gone for good
7: Daleks in Manhatten, this time as tourists
8: The towing of the Tardis, parked in a space handicap spot
9: The one where Daleks reveal why they're built with plungers (Also known as, the space station cloggeth!)
10: The return of the Mast- wait, you said we did that already? You know what, if you don't want to see the same villian used over and over, go watch something else!

I LOVE these.

Though I have to confess I thought at first we were picking out the silliest *actual* titles. Of these I believe the silliest is probably the newly announced one (I hope giving away the title is not a spoiler?) ... "The Waters of Mars." That makes it sound like Mars is incontinent!