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Captain Fang is the best thing ever.

I laugh every time I see him. He's the best!

(Kobolds rule ^_^)

And one day we'll see a storyline in which he uses that pretense to become Emperor of the Rocky Cave Realm Thingy. "I, Fang".

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As for dread cap'n Fang, I have my own suspicions... I mean Fang doesn't really sound like a name to me, more like a nickname - but why would the author conceal a character's name? The concealment would indicate the name itself would give away important character details. And who is the D&D's most famous kobold?

It's Pun-Pun...

It makes perfect sense to me - it is often said, that there is a fine line between genius and madness and Pun-Pun's intelligence score is so incredibly high, that he makes Elminster look like a retarded ant by comparison, so it's no wonder his comments - even if they carry some deeper meaning - seem to be random babble to mere mortals. And the extreme luck he displayed during the battle? As a master of all creation, an omnipotent, omniscient (and possibly prescient as well) creature he can alter the reality on a whim, so it's no wonder no-one could hit him. Even if they aimed perfectly, the weapon's path was altered mid-air! This in turn means he might have a soft spot for Arachne, since he didn't annihilate her yet - but she might consider giving him better treatment once she finds out who he really is

Or he might be just an extremely lucky, yet dumb kobold and a great comic relief as well...

Capn' Fang is sooooo cuuuuuuute! I could just pinch his widdle cheeks!!

I'm going to have to agree with this comment and Varmus... I think of Fang as a creature that operates more like a drunken master, yet instead of being drunk, he's... daffy. This doesn't mean I think he is some kind of master, he just has high luck. And the entire crew probably took him in for some reason or another as a crewmate, then with his luck some remarkable events looked to them like they were of his doing. Accordingly, they granted him the title of Captain, and things just kept flowing from there.

...But that's just what I think.

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My opinion is that he "belongs" to one of the crew. And that none of the rest of the crew, or world know this. The the power behind the Captain is someone who's hiding. And using Fang to keep operating...How's that for an off the wall theory?

Yeah, that could work!

Hush! Don't speak such things or Fang will make you sleep with the fishes. Then he will kill you...

Yes...But this is a gamer universe...Death is only amomentary setback.

I'd agree with the mascot theory. I think he belongs to the orc who is the first mate (do we ever find out his name?). Sailors are notoriously superstious, and will make almost any creature a ship's mascot (parrots, dogs, cats, goats, pigs(!)) so why not a very lucky kobold?

Someone is covering for Fang, though, and I can see some wonderful conspiracy theories developing here.

Fang is just so genius what people like us, who are not nearly as genius as fang, can't understand the complexety or the depth of his plans. Soon all what this kobold set into motions is gonna carry mind stunning fruits!

Oh, Captain, our Captain!
Art thou forever a clock?
Ticking in your natty hat,
On a ship of yellow fruit?

I hate cliffhangers . . . .

... *gasp* apples!

Damn that kobold, he is some kind of a military genius!!

I stepped on a turnip! (Oh.. It's on..)