Rich Morris' Comics - YAFGC and The ComixBlog

After meeting with Rich at Hal Con, my wife convinced me to do what I call my "kobold" voice for Rich and do a few Captain Fang lines (which I've done around the house numerous time before). Rich seemed genuinely interested in it and asked for me to e-mail him some samples. So sometime later I put together a copulation of the first years worth of lines for Captain Fang. I'm going to share it with you all now. I never heard back from Rich about it so I figure it was something he couldn't use or just never got around to listening to it. Enjoy.
http://www.filedropper.com/fang

Hey, the link leads straight to the FileDropper site, but not to a file.

Must expire. I'll find another site.

Captain Fang always sound a bit like Dr. Insano from TGWTG to me.

Imagine him sayingnthe following:
"I'm sciencier!"
"I would also like my own flag made for me, one with the evolution of man, except with me at the end of the line! Oh, and I would also like my own ice cream parlor. There's never an ice cream stand around when you really need one. Oh! And it better goddamn well have chocolate chocolate chip! God help you if you don't have chocolate chocolate chip! "

I know the second one is a bit lucid for dear ol' Fang, but I can really hear him saying it.