Lolth vs. Beholder King, taking all bets

maark30 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:45 pm

Moonpuppy61 wrote:

Its against my personal policy to do more then make a gentleman's bet however I have to point out that the Beholder King has limited precognition. Lolth would have to work her demon-goddess butt hard to take him down before round five or later. Add that we do not know what the Beholder King's extra eye-stalk abilities are makes Lolth not as much of a shoe-in as many people think.

But the Beholder King is a little short on noticing what is happening around him

Morgana · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:52 pm

This is because he absent mindedly disintegrates everything round him before it poses a threat :na:

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maark30 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:55 pm

Can he disintegrate a god???

Lord_Fellgrin · **Posted:** Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:22 pm

Isn't that what the fight is to find out?

Morgana · **Posted:** Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:59 pm

Eh, he is the creator's own avatar. That makes him pretty deific.

On the other hand, drow women do have a certain air of invincibility around them in this comic...

maark30 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:23 pm

Maybe it would end up with another Bob & Gren situation

Draconi · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:28 pm **Posts:** 411

maark30 wrote:

Maybe it would end up with another Bob & Gren situation

BK and Lolth sitting in a tree. K-I-L-L-I-N-G.

maark30 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:21 pm

Draconi wrote:

maark30 wrote:

Maybe it would end up with another Bob & Gren situation

BK and Lolth sitting in a tree. K-I-L-L-I-N-G.

Well it does have a good ring to it lol :cheerleader:

Immortal-D · **Joined:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:27 pm **Posts:** 289

Holy thread-necro batman! :ghost:

Good points all around though. While single combat does seem to favor the women, we have no real way of knowing the full extent of Beholder King's powers.

Moonpuppy61 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:23 am

Let's recount the strengths of both opponents

The Beholder King: magical eye-beams, precognition, levitation.

Lolth: god-like magical powers, hands, Arachne's wardrobe

Weaknesses

The Beholder King: has a firm grasp on Reality with both hands.

Lolth: if its in a bottle she's going to drink it. apathy.

Immortal-D · **Joined:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:27 pm **Posts:** 289

Moonpuppy61 wrote:

Let's recount the strengths of both opponents

The Beholder King: magical eye-beams, precognition, levitation.

Lolth: god-like magical powers, hands, Arachne's wardrobe

Weaknesses

The Beholder King: has a firm grasp on Reality with both hands.

Lolth: if its in a bottle she's going to drink it. apathy.

I lol'd

maark30 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:53 pm

Immortal-D wrote:

Moonpuppy61 wrote:

Let's recount the strengths of both opponents

The Beholder King: magical eye-beams, precognition, levitation.

Lolth: god-like magical powers, hands, Arachne's wardrobe

Weaknesses

The Beholder King: has a firm grasp on Reality with both hands.

Lolth: if its in a bottle she's going to drink it. apathy.

I lol'd

Moonpuppy61 you have a great way with words :trophy:

Moonpuppy61 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:27 pm

Thank you Maark30 and Immortal-D.

Now that I've had a night's sleep its looking like the whole fight would be called a draw. Sure its possible to get Lolth and the Beholder King in the same room but its highly unlikely that either would pay attention to each other much less fight.

So the only person making out on this are the people who bet on a draw. hmmmm, no one took that option so I guess it all goes to the bookie. Grats, Immortal-D.

Draconi · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:28 pm **Posts:** 411

if we cant get BK and lolith to fight, we should see if we can get bob and Arachnie to duke it out instead.

worst case scenario? someone winds up dead/petrified.

best case scenario? they each run away and tell there respective higher-ups to attack the beholder/drow populaition. thus ending in our battle royale

Morgana · **Posted:** Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:26 pm

Nah, they are both loners. None would run to their higher ups -Arachne doesn't even believe that she has any higher ups.

And Gren would never allow them to fight. Best friend/boyfriend -they have to behave or else there will be no tea.

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