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Dear: the great and all-powerful Drow Queen:

I’m just wondering, do you ever contact Drow living outside the black mountain? I don’t mean individual Drow, but rather Drowish settlements or other Queendoms. if so, are you friendly towards them, or are they your enemy’s like the surface Elves?

-Signed: a worthless human, unfit for your Grace.

Captain Fang,

I like pineapples too!

Cheers

Astrid,

Just how long do you think you can pull the wool over the kingdom's eyes? The birdbrain already figured you out.

I do hope you're already strategizing for that unfortunate day.

Wow, it's been a long time since I posted in this thread. Sorry about that. It got difficult to keep up with. I'll give it another go.

To Draconi:
I have relatives in other areas who rule different Queendoms. We don't talk much and we're quite happy to leave eachother alone for the most part. But it has happened from time to time where someone will get uppity and try to encroach on My territory. We're pretty quick to put them back in their place.
-HRM Queen of the Black Mountain Drow

To Illuien:
Squuaaaaaaaaaaaawk gibber gibber gibber. Hah! And my TOES are speaking to me through the acorns!
-FNG

Lord Fellgrin
I'm improvising, okay? Gotta think this through! Just need a bit more time.
-Astrid Wormhunter

On the off chance that BK will find time to arrange for answers...

To 'Mr.' Squid: So, a few questions ... 1) Are you an influential individual among the illithid? A first among equals, a ranking scholar, or just Joe Everybody of the mindflayers? 2) Have there been any repercussions due to the fact that you've shown not once [the desert quest] but twice [Lewstrom's takeover] that you are perfectly willing to let bad things happen to your neighbours without so much as giving them a warning? (I imagine that if you are an influential individual among your own kind and there have been consequences, you're probably not very popular at home right now.)

To Wolf: All in all, life as a male drow seems pretty unpleasant to me. Have you or other males ever considered striking out for yourselves? If you didn't feel like wearing a wide brim and gloves and roughing it on the surface for the rest of your lives, surely there must be other subterranean places you could hole up where the queen and the priestesses would never bother to look for you?

Just how did you know it was Lewstrom in disguise, back when he pretended to be a representative of a rebel faction among the drow, making plans to overthrow the queen and start a new underworld order? And if it hadn't been Lewstrom, the offer had been sincere, and you'd felt that rebels would have had a solid chance of taking down the current queen ... would you have gone for the offer?

To Arachne: If drow do not consider non-drow to have aesthetic appearances, why do they make their slaves go naked? õ_o Is it all psychological warfare?

To queen Clover: Do you still go by the surname 'Firelight'? I'm not sure I ever caught Eric's family name, so I thought I'd ask. ^_^;

To Bob and Gren: Speaking of marriage -- have the two of you ever considered formally tying the knot? And to extend this line of enquiry -- have you ever considered having children of your own? You live in a world of magic, after all, so the possibility of the two of you successfully reproducing somehow is probably not zero.

To Alzaer'bith, queen of drow: How is it that you even managed to become queen to begin with? Did you inherit the position, or did you assassinate the previous incumbent? (I realize that since you are a drow, this might be more of an 'and'-type situation than an 'or'... )

To the vampiress Brandi: Seeing as you're a vampire spawn, with all the abilities thereof ... Why haven't you just turned to mist to escape from Arachne's 'playroom'? õ_o

To Lewstrom: So, how did you enjoy your, um, 'extended vacation' in the lower caverns? How did you keep busy down there? Was your time spent on soul-searching to determine your future, or were you building up your strength so you could return to the caverns without everyone mobbing you and rendering true death unto you? And this last thing I just have to know: How in tarnation did you manage to heal Maula? I would never have pegged you as a skilled healer.

To captain Fang: ?Siht daer ouy nac - ?Syadawon ot pu uoy era tahw - "Rhubarb"

Ibkis and Glon, congratulations! This is great news! Have you decided on any names yet?

To the late Owen, Baron Greyfort,

Sir, you seem to have had quite a revolution in the family affairs lately, Could we get your thoughts on becoming the father of a prince, the consort of a queen, and incipient grandfatherhood?

So, Taidor, how's that struggle against you lustful satyr nature coming?

madam former drow queen what is your thoughts on the facts that those slaves that are not sold at auction are sent to the food processing plant? I personally think they could be used as manual labor or something and tried to be sold again at a later date. Although if they don't sell after a certain amount of attempts I could see needing to do something with them.

Also gren have you had enough times of cheating on bob to not be doing it any more? If not are you still dating or have you decided that bob learned his lesson?

@Lolth, Demon Queen of Spiders:

It's becoming more and more clear that your continued presence in elf-form is limiting both your awareness of current events and your willingness to do anything about them.

Well, someone had to tell her, and sure as hell none of the characters were going to do it.

Oh oh, we 'd better duck.

If she zaps me, I regret nothing.

To Bob:
To beholders have a god or religious beliefs in general?

To Alzaerbith, the former Queen of Drow:
Until recent times, you were coping with the royal duties quite good. But since your cunning sister arrived to the Black Mountain, your mental capabilities visibly diminished, which eventually led to your loss of the throne. What is the reason of this suspicious metamorphosis?

Captain Fang, do you have dyslexia, schizophrenia, or something else entirely?

And Lewstrom, do you still have any grudges over that whole "Trying to take over the world and failing" thing?