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wow, she has no luck whatsoever.

Aaaaaaargh! Not Fair! Not fair at all!

I think we're gonna see some bewbs soon

I'm on Clover's side on this one...I think it's time to either make her an equal part of the group, or send her home. My heart actually sank when the back of the caravan was opened up. No more little cages, and leashes. Her "bewbs" may be nice. But she deserves much better. Sorry. I'm sure many disagree. But I can't stay silent any longer

Unfortunately for clover she suffers from the oposite end of the syndrome that makes adventures attack goblins on sight. Since shes a halfling she ges classified as the enemy.

Its unfortunate as she is probably one of the most skilled and competent people in the group. If not for a string of horrible bad luck.

I bet Glon will get a change of heart and help her out, if only because he's feeling so guilty about it (shows he's not truely "evil" as the others don't seem to have a problem...)

Oh... and where did Noodleface go? Maybe I blinked out there for a mo'....

Hmmm... the results of no sleep and allergies... Another day of this and I'll get all those pretty hallucinations... and they're nice, because the bugs go away when I tell them to.

Argh...so unfair! I do hope there is a scene where we see Clover really paying the drow back...yes, two bitchy drows truly victimized by a goody good halfling...That would be terrific. Say, does BK take bribes?

On a less delirious note, i hear halflings from Athas of the Dark Sun setting happen to be cannibals. We can always pray for Clover to have some distant relationships there..

Oh and Tormekia, get well soon .

I'm all better now... mainly because I took a nap and didn't mean to.
"hmm. Dead to the world." -dad
"..mughf? merbleglup... fuff. Muglurp. *zzz*" --me

Sometimes I wish my skin weren't so sensitive... "Fly... I can feel you using me as a landing pad... if it weren't so warm, and you so quick, and me so slow, you'd be a dime-shaped splat..."

There's a nasty spell... "Swarm of annoying flies;" they keep you from sleeping by dancing on any exposed flesh with their tickly little insect feet... no biting, just *dance tickle dance tickle tickle*

I hate being sleep deprived... I say weird things... It's worse than being drunk. When I'm drunk, I just giggle a lot and make bad puns. When I'm sleep deprived, my mind wanders to all the places it dare not go when I'm properly sleep-fueled.

(Three days of no sleep plus three term papers done plus graduation a week away: "Oh yeah, speaking of odd phrases, a friend of mine had a character with the letters FBI on his cap. She wanted to know what it might stand for (besides the obvious). I was like, "Friendly Blowjobs Invited."

(blink)

*Thinks: Oh god... did I just say that to my professor and his family? Oh god, shoot me now... kill me... open the earth and save me from embarassment... oh god... *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack* Give me a shovel and I'll hit myself thanks... *drowns in her anime sweat-drop*"

Three days? you go wacko after only three days? I dont even start hallucinating until at earliest day four.

but for the record, i like your FBI much better than the original.

I think you should be just happy that they take her as a prisoner, instead of just killing her. They're evil after all.

I don't know...elves for example prefer death to captivity, and if taken prisoners they just willingly wither after a few days.
Plus you would have to be the stupid kind of evil to kill Clover after recapturing her...making her a pet again is so much more sadistic.

So. About these bribes...

There's a "Clover's Booty" comment waiting around in the most reicent comic...

Hmm, could the reason for the mass attack on the caves be the King of Drostardy seeking to liberate Clover?

But of course... I was wondering why they're attacking. D'uh, I'm so dumb.

Poor Arachne.

REJECTED!