2939 Scale To The Rescue Of The Rescuer
on July 27, 2016
Chapter: Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Crossover
Location: "Eddie's Retreat" the Magic Tower
Scale, Hank, Handler and Gertrude are all visiting us from “Cowboys and Crossovers”
http://cowboysandcrossovers.thecomicseries.com/comics/
Drawn by Ron Bender (Well, when they aren’t being drawn by me, that is…)
Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame…
You played your part, and you play your game…
You give Jone a bad name.
No, she doesn’t need help in that department
See? This is why Hank should have gone to save Scale
See this is why Scale packs a couple of Roscos
Was actually wondering when she was going to use them
Boar spears. She can survive all she likes as long as she’s pinned to the wall.
Why does no one remember "Head Shots" + "Double Tap"
Decapitate, burn the head and body in two different pyres, scatter or bury the ashes at widely separated crossroads.
…On different continents, just to make _sure_.
I’m not sure she is actually USING the head for anything important. Anyway, the important part is DON’T STOP SHOOTING. Every hit will AT LEAST move her a step back.
Sorry, no, the kinetic energy of a bullet is just wrong for pushback, too little and in too small an area. Remember your Newton. If it doesn’t shove the shooter back, it can’t shove the target back.
I don’t know… A friend of mind turned around and shot my brother with an empty air rifle.
My brother jumped back a foot, clutching at the entry wound.
How’s that for pushback?
And a very cruel prank too.
No no, don’t do that. Don’t do that. If you shoot her, you’ll just make her mad.
– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK7ZvZNAiKY
Well as the monster in a scary movie they’re going to have to kill her at least twice more
Except she’s actually a mook monster though (since Ranna’s the big bad) in this case so once should hopefully be enough (especially since she’s been killed at least once prior).
No, <I>Ranna</I> is the mook monster, Jone is the Jason "Leatherface" Myers, the undead unstoppable creature from your Nightmares who keeps. coming. back!!!!
Ranna brought her back from the Orcish Afterlife to sow chaos and fear (and because she was afraid of what would happen if Jone was left in the Afterlife)
My theory is ultimately Jone will kill Ranna. Kind of like Gollum being necessary to destroy the ring.
Yup, Jone has already shown she can take on Gods (Gruumsh was still hobbling up until the day Rancid gobbled him up)
Remove head, apply maul to head until you have nothing left but powder and fluid. Incinerate body until you have nothing left but ash, scatter ashes in ocean over 20 miles from shore.
Mix with salt. I always read it should be mixed with salt.
ooh would Thermate count as an appropriate salt Wheels?
("Thermate composition is a thermite one enriched with a salt-based oxidizer, usually nitrates, e.g. barium nitrate, or peroxides")
Well having not had occasion to use this knowledge myself but I assume it would work.
The salt has to be a pure natural salt. Otherwise it doesn’t work.
Don’t forget the garlic!
Fairly sure her breath stinks enough 😛
Garlic’s only useful against vampires, Jone is some form of divinely powered revenant which are much Much MUCH harder to drop than a simple vampire.
So… Chili Pepper instead?
Isn’t she a little too close in Panel 1, considering the length of her sword, to merely swat the other weapon out of his hand? It looks like she’s close enough to cut into his side.
Maybe the problem for me is hand/arm position – he doesn’t look like he was parrying.
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