3122 Dumped
“ARGH!” you may be saying to yourself -at least, I choose to believe this is something you might be saying to yourselves- “Where is Monday’s and yesterday’s YAFGCs?” -Though hopefully you will be using better grammar than that.
Well, I apologize. It’s been a rough week and it’s not over yet. A combination of family visiting, Purolator courier complaints and a (directly connected) missed work deadline have left me rather drained and unable to concentrate properly on my comic updates. But there will be more very soon. Tomorrow? I hope, but I won’t promise. Next week for sure!
Yooooooooooo
In Uganda they say Yiiiiiiiiiii! π
"I am not through here! I told you I have a theory: overdose!!"–Herbert West, reanimator
I’m hoping that is the spot where Arachne is buried.
RIP arachne, possibly the top favorite character.
Sadism, such a strange game. The only way to win is not to play.
That should *liven* things up around here a bit …..
To da – boom boom!
I regret that I have no means to give an upvote to your comment. Heck, I’d almost be willing to make a whole bunch of extra email accounts just to upvote it, if I could.
"What’s the worst that could happen?"
Okay, the worst is Jone, but I’ll be watching from the mountain two kingdoms away for the second-worst…
Well, Jone was functioning like an angel of punishment in orc hell last we saw. Then Ranna apparently took over the afterlife. So.. I wager that little ball of psychosis is ready to give Ranna some smitings.
Also, luckily, can’t be jone, she died elsewhere.
But that isn’t to say there isn’t other worse deadpeople. Like say, lewie’s family. Top tier adventurers who missed one saving throw when a group of dead ogres fell on them Or a forgotten extinct race of four armed giant women with penis hair..
Never ask what is the worst that can happen
We last saw Jones in #3021, when she was shoved off a cliff in the Gloombelt Mountains by her aunt Shaija. RIP? ?
> RIP?
Nope. She’s regenerated from far worse than that. My working theory on Jone right now is that she is a goddess walking the Earth. Under Gruuumsh I think she had about achieved status as a minor goddess. But, now that he’s been consumed by Ranna, it’s possible that Jone will fill that void in the pantheon.
Eventually.
I feel her story has a good bit more to it yet. Also, feels like Ranna will feel Jone’s sting quite sharply along the way.
> feels like Ranna will feel Joneβs sting quite sharply along the way.
From your lips to the DM’s ear, because that is something I’d *really* like to see. (Of course, deathly afraid of the fallout, too; Jone’s so scary!)
She cant be a godess, as she was rezzed as a tool to Ranna. Most likely Ranna just lost interest and Jone is just dead.
Dr Pepper could be reincarnated!
There’s some reason the Ranites haven’t done anything to the place. As if there’s something powerful under it. Something they don’t want awakened. Something that some low level priestess didn’t get the memo on…
GAME ON, B*S! ?
I can almost hear the heavy metal!
T I M E T O D I E ! ! !
Or time to stew that something failed. Never try to anticipate a devious DAM like Rich.
I’m just riding the anticipation for the next frame!
*DM. Thanks, autocorrect.
True. Showing up uninvited and trashing your sister’s house is a sure way to produce *massive* levels of resentment. Divine or mortal–it don’t matter.
Let’s see what happens. π
Actually should not this be an insult to Ranna, since this people are with Ranna now? Now when you wake them up, you take them from Ranna, for a moment at least?
Here’s some nice music for all the killing to happen to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
Nice. This has been my go-to combat song of late:
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
Hmm, it’s got a nice kill rhythm to it. Definitely multiplayer. Humanity had it’s day…
First time I heard that song, it was this version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48JNlRIERw
π
Haha sell it to an old lady then pre order the herse
Well whadda you know, this spot is the kobolds burying ground! And by golly, all those reanimated kobolds are Captain Fang’s ancestors! π
NO, YOU FOOL! Do you realize what you’ve done?
Oh hell NOOO!!!!
Please, mother of mercy, don’t let it be so!
LOL Cry havoc and let slip the kobolds of chaos!
Ohh f–k yes π
Maybe this was the Ranites plan all along.
They knew C’rhynne wouldn’t do as she was told, and now she will have to live with the consequences of what she has awoken.
If she has any sense she’ll live by running very fast away from the zombie apocalypse (unless they turn out to be friendly)…
"If you want evil, why not just release it yourself?"
"It’s so much worse if it’s their fault!" -oglaf
That one was indeed awesome! That guy’s brilliant.
It’s a testament to how solid and engaging this character is that for most of the week I *completely* forgot there’s supposed to be a librarian in this tale at some point.
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Oh, no…
It is the librarian burial grounds! They will rise and wreck havoc, but do it very quietly.
Librarians are scary because they are basically book ninja.
Fear the book ninja for their wrath is swift and filled with papercuts.
man just don’t go dumping it all in a pile, spread the joy. Unless you were to dump it down the town well and let the water table spread it for you.
Maybe it only works on contact with water. Cut to eerie night clouds when everyone is asleep….
Revenge came on a buffet of pain
That’s the problem with pushing people into a corner, you make them desperate enough to do anything
Sounds like democracy…
Now that right there is funny. since under a democracy, there is supposed to be freedom of choice and the guarantee of the ability to fight back against oppression. But I can kind of understand why you feel the way you do with the current Authoritarian socialist leanings of many Democratic leaders combined with the formation of a new generation of leeching Aristocrats.
I don’t know much about this character yet, but she was just told that if she didn’t do this, a dozen innocent people held in the dungeons would be killed and added to the list; doesn’t pouring out the dust insure their deaths (and of course, possibly raise whatever dead are at that location ^_^)?
I think in the ensuing chaos there won’t be time to figure this out.
Not a dozen, Ten. And sadly that is the way of certain lawful good alignment characters, they won’t break their moral code, for anyone. Least of all for rannites who’ll probably just end up killing those ten people anyway
First thought is Arachne somehow. Or due to the whole ancient battlefield thing… perhaps a certain famous Bloodhand General?
Thought: the dust doesn’t actually do anything, and the bad guys were just messing with C’rhynne. Because anguish is so funny.
Or maybe it was once one of the battlegrounds of the Blood Wars and opens a doorway to Hell. Genre mashup style.
Maybe this was a battleground in the Crossover Wars, with reanimated characters from around the multiverse! Universe mashup style! Welcome to Hogan’s hell.
Just please don’t let it be a kobold burial ground. Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease!
I just can’t stop thinking lovecraft. "That is not dead which can eternal lie…"
Please be something so horrifying people start committing mass suicide and putting up with Ranna so as not to deal with it.
Let this be "Plan L" incarnate.
What’s the worst that can happen?
No comic on Monday!
Maybe Rich got lucky that night and was too busy π
Maybe he’s taking a week off. Guess you need to take a break from creativity, work and hobby.
Well, I hope he’s kicking his heels off and letting his hair down (if he has any hair)…
They knew Cβrhynne wouldnβt do as she was told, and now she will have to live with the consequences of what she has awoken.
<a href="http://www.google.com">Google</a>
Don’t go ahead.
Go afoot.
No seriously. Start running.
Does anyone know what’s up right now? Is Rich on vacation for a while or something or did I miss an update about why there’s a break?
He’s just an exceedingly busy guy juggling heavy work and family commitments and the odd mini-hiatus is only to be expected.
Yeah, get it. I was just asking if anyone had a more precise information about why / how long. Sheesh.
Well, if he disappears for a really long time, we could crowd fund a medium.
Otherwise I’m happy to wait. Guy has a life.
I wasn’t aware of being especially harsh or cutting in my response. However, apologies for the offence I clearly succeeded in giving.
Gotta apologize, too. I read your answer as condescending, but I realize I may have read something into it that wasn’t there.
Well, maybe I can be a little tone-deaf on occasion. I’m certainly sorry for managing to come across as condescending. Anyway your de-escalation is warmly appreciated, & I hope you’re having a good day π
See how awesome people can be? That could have become ugly but you all put the brakes on and it turned out okay. π YAFGC readers… best. Love you all.
Text text,
Juxtaposed and just complex,
Turns a salad to Tex Mex,
Making me say, what the fex!?
Hey Obscuria. Yeah, not a vacation, just the opposite. When I’m on vacation the comic updates more often! Hheheh. Srsly, I’m fine, just really knocked down with some deadline issues at work. Thank you for the concern. π YAFGC readers are the best.
Thanks for the update.
Bon courage.
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We love you, Rich. Even if you do leave us on cliffhangers… <3
My theory was you we going from one after party to the next…
All good, and I hope things get on a more even keel for you soon! Until then, breathe- and know that we’ll all be right here.. waiting.. patiently… lurking…..
MWAhahahahahaaaaa… π
(Love you Rich! )
**pant pant pant**
Finally…caught up…with the rest ‘o ya.
I’ve made a few comments on other pages while doing my latest Archive stroll (somehow I always get side tracked part way through and have to start from scratch…or at least…that is the excuse I use), but I have now officially caught up to the rest of you guys.
Rich: Fabulous world, and my thanks for the years of entertainment, for all that it has been delved out over several shorter time periods for me.
YAFGC readers: Thanks for the little quips in the comment sections to liven up the world a little more.
(Shudders) …. Uh.. this obscure and inapproproate reply was given to the wrong comment. To Jayyson I meant to say: Woah! Awesome determination getting through such a huge mountain of archives. Thank you and keep with it!
(Shudders) was meant to be a joke reply to Ladyfox7oaks up there who was lurkng and waiting… so… sorry Jayyson! Heheh….
I wonder what that stuff would do to a living person? Would it restore a previous life to them? Say, restore someone who’d been turned into a Medusa?
Well, your hair and nails are technically dead, so….
So is the top layer of skin…
And I just thought, if you ate chicken for dinner and it’s still in your stomach…
Even worse if you had acne. Anyways, it sounds like you’d turn into an abominable flesh tree.
Abdomenable crazy chicken escape…
Would make a nice name for a game.
Makes sense, actually. The innocent citizens of Tempul seem to be either already locked in the dungeons, or hiding in the library. Who else is on the streets to get attacked by zombies or skeletons but the Rannites? (And an apparently badass librarian they can't capture or attack for some yet-mentioned reason… be a good time for her to leave.)