3379 Ranna On The Run
on August 31, 2020
Chapter: Ranna's Fulcrum
Characters: Astrid Wormhunter last of the Dragon Slayers, Ben of the Fields, Big Bollo, Eddy the Mage, Hoz, Lord Lewstrom VII King of the Undead "Lewie the Lich", Perendelee "Roberta" Harper, Ranna Goddess of Chaos and Cruelty, Sarge the Dwarf, Stonefoot
Location: Elegrost Fields
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Yeah… maybe not a big brain move to change into a dragon with a Dragon Slayer around
And Lewie? Put some pants on, or at least use Eddy’s hat
I find it amusing that he has found new ways to disturb and upset Eddy without actually doing anything wrong.
"Slissy managed to conjure me some pants. Here’s your hat back, Eddy."
"…you can keep it."
Un clásico XD.
No se como se dice en inglés.
Alan Richmon: You said it perfectly.
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He didn’t even need to use his hands to keep the hat in place!
😀
And the tip was finally straightened out, after years of being bent
Just the tip, Lana.
Just. The. Tip.
(Sorry, too much Archer this week)
So I’m wondering if this still somehow hinges on that tiny, nameless Ranna reflection we saw before in her realm.
I’m now wondering if the nameless little figure is the spirit of their mother, seeing it was trying to correct the balance by freeing Ch’thier and trying to talk Ranna out of this whole insanity.
The reason for the nameless and faceless nature being Ranna forgot who she was and what she looked like, so the spirit was given the default image of a mistress.
Does it count as Deus Ex Machina when the gods are directly participating?
I’d say yes. Of course we cannot see the machine bringing them on the stage, but the "deus" are there and definitely messing up the plot.
I told you, folks. The ultimate reason YAFGC has existed all these years.
Lewie butt.
Yaaaasssss Queen!!
*hands you a bowl of popcorn* It is a fine specimen to observe.
*sits and watches* Lewie is my hall pass
Nudity is power, Eddy!
Hey, Eddie. How about you keep your mind on the job, instead of Lewie’s trouser regions, hm? :p
Ain’t got time for pants.
Did the Ancient Greeks compete in the Olympics with pants on? They did not!
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nice historical reference comeback. Have a cookie
Dragon’s May be powerful, but you be hard pressed to find a fantasy series without ways to kill dragons
It is as G.K Chesterton said: stories about dragons are not to tell us that there are dragons, but that they can be beaten.
To paraphrase the Bowler, "Maybe… you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting chaos today."
We would have to have an extensive conversation about the role of the tekhenu and permanence in the Kemetic religious tradition, and I’m not sure that’s entirely appropriate for this comments area.
Mystery Men references get 3 cookies
Shame…such a lovely looking creature.
Well, Ben’s axe fell down with a mighty crash,
Made all his forces run,
And the first dwarf said to the Dragonslayer,
"I hope you’re having fun!"
Ranna on the run!
Ranna on the run!
And Eddy just hopes Lewistrom
Will put some damn pants on…
Of *course* Astrid is having fun. Did you see the size of that horn she just sliced off? It’s as tall as she is!
He’s powered up alright.
I’d actually rather NOT see Lewie bother with pants at this point…. but I guess that’s just me.
Maybe I should concentrate on the real weirdness , like… how the hell do you swing an ax like that when you have both feet planted in mid-air?
Will eating a Goddess cause explosive diarrhea?
Don’t Wizards with white beards and pointy hats EVER retire?
The world wonders…..
As for the axe swing, the trick is to use the body as a counterweight, as the axe blade itself will be lighter than it appears to move that fast.
As for wizards retiring, well, we only have tales of them sailing over the horizon, or going out with a huge bang. Or in some cases, getting hewn in twain by barbarians with cold steel. Few if any actually die of old age- unless you count Terry Pratchett novels, where they did in Equal Rites, as well as Reaper Man.
Since a classic wizard’s whole job description is "Person who knows a lot," retirement is tricky.
"Go away. I’m retired."
"But you still know things, right?"
"Well, certainly; more than ever. But…"
"Hey Glon! Adina! Lucas! Eddy says he’s not retired yet!"
They’ve got Ranna on the Ruun.
…I’m sorry.
Lewie butt, or Malcolm Reynolds butt. Who wore it better?
"They have an army of Dwarves! Why don’t I have an army of Dwarves?!"
Wouldn’t want to be Ranna about now. Not for all the gold in the mines of the Black Mountain.
Having binged on Archer recently, I see the following quotes in my head:
"What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of me having working organs again!"
"Which is EXACTLY why you should put something on!"
Couldn’t he just use Prestidigitation to conjure up some boxers or something?
Prestidigitation can’t summon something as big as boxers… maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe a banana hammock but that’s still pushing the upper limits of the spell.
Who’d want to see Lewie in a banana hammock?
Who wants to DRAW Lewie in a banana hammock?
Rich, be very very very careful with that question.
This is the internet.
R34 exists.
Be very. Very. Careful.
Zac, if you want to take a whack at the dragon you better hurry up before all that’s left of Ranna are little, bitty pieces.
In the future "Ranna’s horn"(y) will be a powerful artifact. Calling it now!
It could be turned into the Bong of Destiny….
SKIN!
Pants? We don’t need no steenking pants!