If she was "all-powerful", then she wouldn’t need not-Zilla, it’s all a bluff and a hoax designed to make people _believe_ that she is "all that with a side of corn-chips"
Yup, Number Five Special Lance. (It’s from a Dragonmirth in the Dragon Magazine, "I see I’m up against the infamous Black Knight… Squire, get me the Number five special lance." The lance being a man-portable flintlock cannon…)
Rock beats fist. Arrow beats rock. Magic beats arrow. Giant magical monsters beat magic. Cannon beats monsters.
Correction: rock pushed hard enough beats everything.
We call those cannonballs.
i thought astronaut beats everything.
Not stone, but solid metal balls.
"We need bigger weapons."
If Morgana had better aim (or sense), she would have knocked that damn thing on not-Zilla’s back
Wouldn’t challenge an all-powerful evil godess…
And maybe the zilla is more dangerous on it’s own.
If she was "all-powerful", then she wouldn’t need not-Zilla, it’s all a bluff and a hoax designed to make people _believe_ that she is "all that with a side of corn-chips"
If she had better aim, she would have hit it in the eye, with any luck maybe cause some damage to the brain
For some reason the kitty amuses me greatly.
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Yup, have always admired Morgana’s kitty… >_>
Hah, indeed! Morgana, nice job keeping the big lizard busy! Thanks.
Oh yeah, Dice, nice job on your part. Just don’t let it go to your head, cat. Like *that’s* not gonna happen. 😉
Yup, Number Five Special Lance. (It’s from a Dragonmirth in the Dragon Magazine, "I see I’m up against the infamous Black Knight… Squire, get me the Number five special lance." The lance being a man-portable flintlock cannon…)
Why is a shopkeeper involved in getting cannons to fire and giving (mostly useless) orders to a sorcerer/wizard?
Seems a bit odd. Have I forgotten who this character is?
He’s not a shopkeeper; he’s an innkeeper…
…which, by Universal Gaming Rules, gives at least five-to-one odds that he’s a badass, mostly-retired adventurer.
(Morgana seems to trust his plans…and she’s probably spent enough time in his inn, waiting for quest hooks, to get a good sense of how capable he is.)
Tavern Keeper, to be exact.
One of those mysterious ones that pop up from time to time, a retried ex-SomethingOrOther…
Come to think of it, I don’t recall ever meeting a Tavern Keeper that was an ex-Nothing.
Curious, isn’t it?
Well, he is _Lord_ David