0008 Dungeon Clothing Peril
I’ve decided I like this storyline better. So I’m going to phase out the whole Ranna stuff and just stick with this from now on.
-BK
I’ve decided I like this storyline better. So I’m going to phase out the whole Ranna stuff and just stick with this from now on.
-BK
Well, I’m in favor of abruptly switching to a more lighthearted storyline just now. Hope this will be one.
Check the date.
Well spotted.
And chaos it is. This is gonna be epic!
Okay now I honestly can’t tell if the regular strip is part of the joke.
And the rest of the battle will be Jone swinging at Fang while Fang, completely oblivious, coincidentally dodges every attack while picking up random rocks and chasing bugs.
Finally the True King arrives to lead his people!
Happy Grilled Cheese Month!
Oh my F**** Gods…. they have finally weaponized Captain Fang! ๐ฎ
That’s a "Force of Chaos" equal to a tactical nuke, and Jone will be riding it!
Whelp! Good thing we shift to a lighter storyline, this is going to be too messy to this readership…
Jone riding Fang? Let *that* image sink in, the mind-bleach is over there –>
Sorry… I used up all the bleach when I realized what I said… ๐ฎ
Faaaang!!!
I also like the Aprils Fools! ๐
I LOVE Captain Fang!
I hope he has a moment of lucidity at some point, but he is just so beautiful.
My theory is that he exists in multiple planes of existence. What seems crazy to us is actually him interacting with reality on an entirely different level. 4D chess? Like he would stoop that low.
Turg clearly has superior situational awareness.
The return of the Once and Future Fang !
So, while I love this comic, this is the first time in a while it has made me literally laugh out loud (more than a snort giggle or groan) with the 1 April switcheroo. Thanks Rich!
Plus FANG!!!!!!!!
It’s 5:07 am, and my day can’t get any better, because I have seen the return of Fang!
Best chaos.
Aye aye Captain!!!
He’s Fang tastic ๐
I am definitively on board with the Switch. Strip D&D for the win !
I wonder if Fang is actually a powerful god of pure innocent chaos? It would explain so much…
Well, if you take the various gods we’ve seen (and they survived) and apply them to the Alignment wheel.
Ranna – Chaotic Evil. Ch’Thier – Lawful Good.
Fang (as a god) would slip in nicely to the old definition of Chaotic Neutral… though a lot of the stuff he does tends to end up being to the benefit to those who need it so… a skewed Chaotic Good?
Oh, ha ha.
At least you are giving the fanbase what they really want.
I assure you that it’s pure coincidence. I’ve been planning this gag for a very very long time.
He’s never missed one yet.
Captain Fang, huzzah!
"And you shall see him at the turning of the tide, when all hope seems lost"
Because sometimes the only way to defeat the dark forces of chaos is with an even greater force of chaotic silliness!
If you have posted here before, I have never properly noticed your moniker before. And that is shameful.
My favourite Fantasy series; not even a contest.
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Ah, good ol’ Captain Fang! The only one who can see what is really important!
When it comes to chaos Fang is a pro, and Jone is a rank amateur.
I fully support the switch to the strip D&D storyline, especially if it means we get to see naked Glon. ๐
Well done, Rich, and happy April 1.
I am going to be haunted now by the question of why the word Horseshoe is capitalised.
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Fang doesn’t need a reason. ๐
True – not a reason our limited scopes can perceive, at any rate.
I am contenting myself to believe it’s because there’s an anvil on that boat.
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HAHAHAHA! I love Captain Fang! Go get him, Cap! ๐ ๐ ๐
Jone: "Rrraargh!"
Fang: "Ooh! A butterscotch ringworm! My favorite!"
*Jone swings and flips Charlie Brown style as Fang bends over and scurries off after something only he notices.*
Turg: "I’m going to go make a sandwich. Anyone hungry? This battle won’t take long."
๐
Well that was unexpected…
Which is pretty much the definition of chaotic and Captain Fang is the embodiment of Chaos.
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I don’t care if it’s a gag for April 1st or not.
MY BOO WINS!
*cackles happily*
Your favorite strip of all time isn’t it? ๐
Fang on April 1st is pretty appropriate.
Somewhere on that boat it must say, "Acme."
"Acme" or "Tex Avery."
"Tex Acme" ๐
How did you know that Wile E. Coyote and Fang were prep school roommates?
Not the hero the realm needs, but the hero they deserve.
Fang, Clouseau’s favorite butterscotch nightstand coaster. You know what I intimate animatedly…. The purest form of Cato vs Clouseau is about to be unleashed. Bring on the slo mo screaming.
Precisely what the burnt rubber chicken sitting in a perfect potato pie meant.
Reading this the next day still brings me grins and joy. Fang is easily the most enjoyable character in this comic. ๐
He says your check is in the mail along with a butternut squash and a dozen gerbils.
Ranna: What?! That can’t be. I cursed that little kobold centuries ago when he disturbed my rest! He should have died years ago.
Turg: Sure, but how exactly did you curse him?
Ranna: I cursed him to lose his mind and wander the world until he found it, never changing until he died.
Turg: Clearly, Fang there has not found his mind yet, so that is why he is still alive, and because he had not died, he has not changed, even not aging. You see, it is all in the details. I’ve gotten very good at finding the finer details of things, considering what I have to deal with all the time at home.
Fang: I have seen the mists of time, sweeping up the mountain-side. Have you seen my lawman’s box? He was over there after, then he changed and now he is before.
Ranna: NO!!!!
Still waiting for Chimera to arrive (or to โCome Hereโ from everyone elseโs perspective). But this is a much needed dose of joy and anarchy for a strange April to come.
How did we go from 3322 to 0008?
It's fun seeing Fang again, but I do wonder how much he is going to help. He's not *invincible*, Adwen cleaned his clock in the tournament.
I do not understand what the "Clothing Peril" is supposed to imply. Did their underwear disappear?