Well, they could do worse with Glon in the lineup. After all, besides Mrs. B herself, Glon was the only other orc that Lewie *didn’t* want turned into undead. Lewie saw him as much more suited to be one of the *living* commanders over the troops.
Other option: Collapsible sword.
They've become popular in movies because they're conveniently portable, but in real life they lack the sturdiness for either offense or defense, so they're really only useful in fiction… but this IS fiction. ^_^
Well, they could do worse with Glon in the lineup. After all, besides Mrs. B herself, Glon was the only other orc that Lewie *didn’t* want turned into undead. Lewie saw him as much more suited to be one of the *living* commanders over the troops.
and thus, that orc learns the hard way that insulting someone’s child in front of them is never a good idea.
"Blithering Idiot Orc" ?
She… keeps a full-length rapier in a thigh-holster under her skirt? O_o
Default answer : Magic.
Scabbard of Holding?
Other option: Collapsible sword.
They've become popular in movies because they're conveniently portable, but in real life they lack the sturdiness for either offense or defense, so they're really only useful in fiction… but this IS fiction. ^_^
Maybe it's a warlock pact weapon that could be summoned and the scabbard is just an illusion to keep the trick less magical.