2874 Exit Dinosaurs
on March 4, 2016
Chapter: The Serpent Awakes
Characters: Baron Ellishand of Elwood City, Conador Captain of the Barbarian Warriors, Duhr Beastmaster of Vallejo
Location: Elwood City
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You tell ’em Baron 😛
Dinosaurs were off the guest list in the elven kingdom from that day forward.
Wizard Eddy was seen being tossed out the front gate on his ass, shouting "It was just a polymorph spell, you luddites!"
"The law’s the law, old man!"
Hah! Like they won a decisive victory.
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They are still alive. Gotta count for something.
Unfortunately, Ranna is on the right track now. I hope Lewie has something up his sleeve that is better than what Willie E. Coyote would have.
Hey, Lewie might also get blown up a lot, but the guy gets things done.
Yeah, eventually.
As an undead lich, he’s got the time…
Hoping Olga is still alive, maybe captured (but _not_ handed over to that sadistic twat for torture!)
Made a post the other day, just wondering which word (or combination) got flagged as inappropriate so as not to make the same mistake
Not sure why it got flagged, though I think it’s obvious which word might be considered sketchy.
Actually, to be honest, there are three that combined make one perceivably bad combination (and please to be noting, was calling for that to _not_ happen)
I’m somewhat curious as to why a parasaurolophus is going ‘RAWR’. They’d trumpet and honk, like geese and swans.
…The baron said, as though he had actually contributed anything significant to that fight…
Actually, he has a bow and a quiver, he more than likely was elfing the walls shooting teeny little elf-arrows into not-Godzilla
Significant. I said significant. Unless you’re suggesting his dinky bow is actually able to overcome not-Godzilla’s undoubtedly high natural AC and damage reduction?
Well, he is still the Baron, and they did attack _his_ castle
That doesn’t make his yelling and fist shaking combo any less impotent.
That’s what makes it so funny (have you never seen a show where the Big Bad leaves, and some weedy little nerd says the same thing, and the Big Bad turns around and glares at the WLN who cowers and wimpers into a little wet ball?)
It’s similar to Malek making the final strike on Dagoth in Conan the Destroyer…*After* Conan already killed it.
“Yeah, you better walk away!”