2930 Gertrude Strikes Off
Scale, Hank, Handler and Gertrude are all visiting us from “Cowboys and Crossovers”
http://cowboysandcrossovers.thecomicseries.com/comics/
Drawn by Ron Bender (Well, when they aren’t being drawn by me, that is…)
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Scale, Hank, Handler and Gertrude are all visiting us from “Cowboys and Crossovers”
http://cowboysandcrossovers.thecomicseries.com/comics/
Drawn by Ron Bender (Well, when they aren’t being drawn by me, that is…)
"Sword of the Savior" … saves your enemies by teleporting you away before you can kill them? 😮
Has that sword ever been seen to kill anything?
Clearly that sword went into the wrong line of work. Probably didn’t read the full job description and just focused on the "hot babes" & "treasure" parts. *shakes head* 😉
That sword, while it might be just slightly useful as a means of escape, is entirely useless in battle. She really needs to get a nice sturdy ordinary sword. *shakes head*
Wait, did she leave? Or is someone else arriving? o_O
And if she just left, where did she go? O_o
The answer can only be…
ZWOP.
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Realised something while sleeping: ‘ZWOP’ sounds like ‘SWAP’, so who, or what, has Trude been ‘ZWOP’ped with?
It might be simpler than that: It also sounds like POP, as in popping in or out.
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Yeah, but it would be more funner to have someone, or something, else swap places with her 😛
This is the type of sword she needs. Courtesy of Neil Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett (RIP)’s *Good Omens* (page 131):
She examined it. It was a very straightforward sword, long and sharp; it looked both old and unused; and it had nothing ornamental or impressive about it. This was no magical sword, no mystical weapon of power and might. It was very obviously a sword created to slice, chop, cut, preferably kill, but failing that, irreparably maim, a very large number of people indeed.
Well it IS called "
Well it IS called "The Coward Sword" – there should be a tag for that…it’s kind of a character after all.
Ironically, the sword plane-shifted her to the bird-lizard afterlife plane. (That would be the Beastlands, I guess.)