Yeah, just as there’s Boy Scouts & Cub Scouts, there’s also Girl Scouts & Brownies.
No, I don’t know how they got from Girl Scouts to Brownies, but that’s the way it was.
The problem is, once you cross over to the Dark Side, you don’t get any cookies…Instead, you’re expected to use them to entice someone else to cross over.
Okay, I'm finally catching up after YEARS of being gone… (okay, a few years but still) and this one gave me a stomach ache from laughing. I was a Girl Scot/Guide)
I’ll get your coat!
I don’t get it at all. Maybe ghoul guides are a thing in America, but I am not American and I really don’t get it. Can someone please explain?
It’s a pun on ‘Girl Guides’ an international pseudo-military organization for girls, an offshoot of the Boy Scouts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Guides
(And I’m Canadian. For the record.)
Oh… now, I get.
<insert repeated explaination of the joke>
And I thought Ghoul Guide was some sort of D&D monster.
Out of curiousity, what kind of cookies do they sell? Rot, sickness, brains and raisin?
I’ve never heard them called "Girl Guides". In America they’re called "Girl Scouts".
And they are unstoppable.
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Yes, in the USA, they’d be "Ghoul Scouts."
They’re Girl Guides in the UK.
And Canada.
I expected "Ghoul Scout" as well, so thanks for the explanation!
Beware, children, this is what you become if you spend your youth as a Lazy Scout (tm by Robbie Rotten).
Yeah, just as there’s Boy Scouts & Cub Scouts, there’s also Girl Scouts & Brownies.
No, I don’t know how they got from Girl Scouts to Brownies, but that’s the way it was.
Their Thin Mints are to die for!
You know who doesn’t like puns?
JEALOUS PEOPLE.
The end.
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. . . then, when you are tearing through the mint cookies, THEY tear through your skull to get to your brain.
So, your world has baked crack dispensers as well. Some things <B>are</B> constant.
Easier that finding a pun for Boy Scouts!
Boo scouts comes to mind.
eh, not as funny.
wonder what badges they earn ‘throwing grandma’s in the lava badge?’ mayhem badge? 😛
Fastest marrow extraction from a still living victim badge?
OMG – the Dark Side really DOES have cookies!!!
*applause*
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The problem is, once you cross over to the Dark Side, you don’t get any cookies…Instead, you’re expected to use them to entice someone else to cross over.
Seven gp for a box of Thin Mints!? Sigh… I’ll take two.
Okay, I'm finally catching up after YEARS of being gone… (okay, a few years but still) and this one gave me a stomach ache from laughing. I was a Girl Scot/Guide)